@assertchris what tool is that for submissions?

@Crell @ramsey damn, if only I hadn’t been a drooling toddler that week lol

@ramsey @Crell probably a bad thing then that life and society has crushed me to the point of feeling like an elder millennial

@Crell born 92. If the economy has been functional during my life time I sure as hell don’t recall it being that way

@saramg I don’t allow my elephpants to watch that part

10 years ago today I graduated college. Damn

I’ve been using Homebrew since what feels like forever. I can’t be the only one who still gets brew update and brew upgrade mixed up all the time, right?

@grmpyprogrammer I’m by no means old man online, yet anyway, unless almost 32 counts. But between being a user of software and teaching myself when I was younger… yea. I expected things to be lightning fast and performant and better. Instead we’ve just wasted all of the hardware advancements to run shittier software.

I’m pretty sure I’ve managed to catch a wombo combo of some mega cold triggered by allergies, combined with a stomach bug (or food poisoning, hard to tell the difference).

My body is full of yuck and sadness and more yuck

@Crell If it’s more than just WASM, almost looks like a user friendly wrapper around FFI no?

@ian now you need to publish a one off site with all of your findings

@grmpyprogrammer have you looked at the Ford Mustang Mach-E? Just got one in February, and there’s a Tesla charging network adapter you can snag

I own the domains neighbors.social and neighbrs.social, but have yet to figure out what to do with them. I think I was originally thinking of some sort of Fediverse type thing, but now I just have no clue.

Taking suggestions if you got any, no promises I'll actually be able to follow through with them though

@Crell Well it is Google, who goes out of their way to make everything awful, so probably

@omnicolor for shits and giggles you should try to make a composer package as wrong as possible. Just do the opposite of what @ramsey suggested. It surely won’t go horribly wrong/trolly

@derickr @omnicolor @ramsey I didn’t even get to attend this year and have tons of tabs to go through from what everyone has been sharing.

I’m not sure it’s possible, but I want to cram this into a runnable Docker container. Fuck it, why not?
https://phpc.social/@auroraeosrose/112334052671163605

@josh I like my brother laser printer. Seven years and not a single issue. (It will literally explode today because I said this)

I feel like managing data and knowledge in an organization is near impossible. Between Excel, Database data, Tableau, Confluence or <insert wiki here> it’s just a nightmare of duplicated data that’s instantaneously out of the data upon duplication.

I’m surprised there isn’t some sort of solution to hook all the different data sources and use them. But something tells me that’s gonna be the XKCD 14 to 15 standards comic.

@jessicamauerhan curious how it helps throughout the day.

I have to wake up and take my vyvanse at 4:30 in the morning, otherwise I just can’t get to sleep until like 2am